Hillary’s Still My Girl
Want to know the fastest way to get four feminists to leave your bar?
Have this bumper sticker hanging on the wall.
[For those who can’t access the link, it’s a bumper sticker that reads “Life’s a Bitch So Don’t Vote for One.” It features what I presume is a caricature of our Secretary of State. In fact, it looks more like Ronald McDonald than it does the former presidential candidate.]
Thanks, Local Bar Owner. I really appreciate your letting me know that you’re a misogynist before I even place my order. That way, I’m able to avoid the mistake of giving you my money. By the way, Mr. Douchebag, it was my friend’s 29th birthday. We spent a LOT of money on drinks. Guess you’re okay with missing out on all that lady-generated profit!