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Why Mike Tyson Should NOT Have His Weird Reality Show About Pigeons

March 21, 2010

You’re almost on the mark here, Gawker.  PETA is definitely ridiculous.  And it’s fun to poke fun at them.  But I really think you’re missing the point.

Mike Tyson should not, in fact, have his weird reality show about pigeons.

Because he raped someone.  You even mention it in your own article.  You mention it as though it were a “fun fact,” something that makes Tyson kind of quirky, and weird.  Like having a face tattoo.

But rape is not quirky.  It is wretched.  It is inhumane.  And once you rape someone, the public really ought to stop giving you attention.  They especially ought to stop giving you praise.  Ever.  Even if it’s to make fun of PETA.

The end.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 21, 2010 11:24 pm

    Hear, hear.

  2. marybullstonecraft permalink*
    March 22, 2010 7:49 am

    Wait, you mean kissing pigeons doesn’t cancel out raping someone??? Shocking!

    Also, as a vegetarian, I really wish PETA would stop being so ridiculous.

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